Ever google your own name?
Right now there is a dude in Arizona, one Matthew Cordell, who is offering motorists a drive-thru "prayer stand". This is not me.
In 1988, a series of low-budget horror movies was kicked off called MANIAC COP. The lead role, the psychopathic (undead?) maniac cop, is one Matt Cordell. This is not me. Wait. Bruce Campbell's in this?
A beloved Elvis impersonator, one Matt Cordell, tours throughout the country (and abroad?). This is not me. (Seriously, it's not. I've actually gotten fan mail for this M.C.)
I'm the other Matthew (Matt) Cordell. I wonder if the others have ever been mistaken for me?